This started out as some instructions to my sitters and walkers, but as Heather gears up for training intended to turn me into a service animal, she asked Mike to update this list to more fully acknowledge the tremendous breadth of my understanding of human talk after a mere seven years of practice. It does not include this various barks, whines, whimpers and howls that I use in response. That’s a longer story for another day.
So here’s what Mike wrote down:
What Chloë Knows
First and foremost, what any dachshund knows is how to be stubborn, so make sure she knows you’re the boss! When you want her to do something, don’t yell, it won’t do any good. Just use your best command tone and hope for the best.
All commands work best when you say her name first, to get her attention, as in “Chloë, sit.”
No! This one word delivered sternly will make her cease all kinds of bad behavior.
Sit. She will sit at the spot she is. Make a fist, hold at your shoulder height, say “Chloë, sit.”
Down. Raise your hand above your head and say, “Chloë, down!”. She will lie down on that spot. Make sure she has her butt on the ground.
Wait. She will stop and stand in place and wait for instructions. (Always make her wait before crossing the street.)
Stay. Raise hand to shoulder level in a Stop! pose; she will stay…at least until distracted.
Come. If she does not come, move a few feet, turn perpendicular to her, lean forward slightly and rotate your hands in a circular motion. When she comes, praise her and give her a treat.
Touch. She will come and touch your outstretched hand. Make her come all the way and touch your hand with her nose.
Treat Party! Chloë’s ultimate bribe. Use sparingly, and only when she is highly distracted or on the loose. Yell it repeatedly, and pay off with at least three treats when she arrives.
Find. As in find the ball or find Wiffie. When said with enthusiasm, she will start looking in earnest for the ball. When she first makes visual contact, her tail with wag vigorously.
Bring It (the ball). She will carry the ball in her mouth to the thrower, drop it and want another throw.
Go to (Mike, Heather, Charlie, Claire, Lynn). These are people she knows by name and will run to when prompted.
With Me!!!!!. She will follow your lead on her leash, sometimes even without one. She knows how to walk on a short leash.
This way!!! When arriving at a fork in the path, to tell her which way you want her to go.
WHOA! Slow down if she’s getting too far ahead or pulling too hard on her leash. Useful on hills.
OK! Her release word, meaning it’s all right to cross the street, go through the door, run after a ball, etc. Make her stop and ask if it’s OK, and tell her OK! if it is.
Leave It!!! This will make her stop what she’s doing and focus on you, not whatever is distracting her. That can be a plant, an object, a jogger, another dog gum or a cigarette butt on the ground.
Drop It!!! In conjunction with offering her a high-grade treat, this might make her drop what’s already in her mouth, depending on how big a treasure it is. Don’t try to pry her jaw open, she’s tough.
Up! The signal it’s OK to jump up on a platform, table or into the car.
Chair! Her word for being directed to a permanent or folding chair.
Bed. Will go to the closest dog bed or crate available, sometimes reluctantly.
Steps. Will bound up or down stairways or a step stool to a bed.
Back-back-back-back. Will make her slide herself backwards on the floor in a sitting position.
Hurry up! The command to pee or poop if she needs to.
Easy, Chloë, easy. Said gently when giving her a biscuit or some other treat, so she takes it softly from the giver rather than biting at it.
Chloë, Let’s Go to Bed! Her goodnight command. From a down/stay, she will sprint to her crate.
Beg. From a sit or down, she will rise up on her back legs and put her front paws up.
Dance! From a sit or down, she will rise up on her back legs and twirl around once in a circle.
Roll! From down stay will turn around on her back and stomach, sometimes not very straight. Sometimes she will do it twice in a row, back and forth.
Shake. From a sit, she will extend her paw to you if you extend a hand to her and say it.
Frankly, I’ve got a lot more tricks up my fur, but I don’t want to reveal everything at once and tip my hand.