Chloë Changes Seasons

A foggy day on the Parade Ground.

One day it was summer and then, all of a sudden, fall was upon us. The afternoons grew shorter. The air felt crisper. The sweet smell of rotting leaves wafted from the forest floor. Then the south wind picked up. And sure enough, it started to rain, followed by a couple of days of pea-soup fog. Heather turned the heat on in the house.

I also knew it must be fall when my nose got covered by spider webs instead of those pesky geranium burrs. I just see lower webs in the tall grass when I’m chasing after a ball; the better action is usually a bit over my head, fortunately.

Hello, Spidey! Aunt Susie is looking for you!

But the way I really can tell it’s fall is when I notice a rise in rodent activity in the park and in our neighborhood, sometimes right around our house! Although I haven’t actually seen a mouse, vole, rat, rabbit, raccoon or squirrel in our yard in a while, I can smell them when I go outside in the morning, so I know they’re around. I’ve even seen Mike stuff poison pellets, chicken wire and steel wool down suspicious holes. It’s an annual chore.

Road kill.

I had not been able to nab anything myself, however, and it was starting to wear on me, another uncomfortable feeling to digest in these uncertain, unprecedented times. But my fortune turned instantly on an ordinary, once-around-the-block, 10 o’clock walk with Heather on Sunday morning, I saw it zip across the sidewalk, not three feet in front of me. Without hesitation, I lunged and caught it just before it hit the ground cover, my teeth piercing the rat’s flesh so swiftly and so strongly that it died instantly. I felt so powerful, like I was immune to the coronavirus! There was no need for me to pick it up and throttle it until its neck broke, like I practice every day at home with Lamby. Quite satisfied and proud of myself, as soon as Heather ordered me to “Drop It!” I complied, and I pranced home with a big grin on my face. I’d much rather have Mike return to the scene to document my deed where it happened than carry it home to him as a surprise gift. No way I was going to keep that disgusting, furry thing in my mouth that long.


Besides, hunting season isn’t over yet. That same morning, Heather and I saw the rotting carcass of another rat on the same stretch of sidewalk where I killed mine, so there must be a whole pack of them around, too many for Fred and the other neighborhood cats to keep up with, that’s for sure.

Now every time Heather and I walk down that block, I’m on high alert. Bring it on, rodents, bring it on.


4 responses to “Chloë Changes Seasons

  1. Way to go, Chloe!! Sister Elsa says congRATulations!!

  2. Soon the rats will be coming up through the toilet

  3. Chloe-bear – what a poetic and descriptively described killing! My neighborhood seems to have voles (and raccoons) whenever there is new construction. I may need to enlist your services – when construction starts us again Spring/2021 for the voles. I seem to recall you once as a very young dachshund caught a mouse/rat in your mouth right outside your front door. You may need to ask Heather and Mike to confirm the memory – as you may have been too young to remember (and I currently too old to recall correctly). Cheers. lc

  4. Way to go, Chloe! While you’re no cat, killing a rat is praiseworthy. But let me give you some tips. First, spend a few minutes stalking it and toying with it. It’s more fun that just squeezing the life from it. And don’t just drop it on demand. It’s your prize. If the humans try to get it, run away with it or drag it up a tree. Oh, right. Sorry. If you can grab one when you’re not being watched, surprise the humans with it. Drop it at Mike’s feet when he’s watching the Giants lose. Or carry it onto the bed for Heather. They’ll love it. I’m impressed. Now, how about catching a bird?

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